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The League of Ordinary Gentlemen tries to be a soothing oasis of intellectual rumination in the internet’s roiling ocean of flippant commentary. That said, we just received the following in our spam folder:
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Not just in spam. Blinded by it. What a trial.Report
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More seriously, that has to be one of the funniest comment tags I’ve seen in a long time.Report
What would the grammar police say about the spammer’s second sentence?Report
They would use their cat-like reflexes to grab it and throw it across the floor.Report
Is that what fidning means?
Could you use that in a sentence, please?Report
Spam almost always includes a few grammatical errors. There is a reason for this.
Some people only follow links so that they can correct the grammar errors of the message that contains them. A message whose grammar is flawless will never attract anyone from that demographic.Report
And people like that are probably easy to rip off 🙂Report
I’ve been told there is also a demographic who think “Well I know it’s a scam but if they can’t spell or get the grammar right they must be stupid so I can scam them back” This is supposedly a big reason why Nigerian emails read like a comedy foreigner trying to learn English.Report
Or that they’re just too stupid or uncultured to be devious.
The interesting thing I read about the Nigerian scams is that they stick with Nigeria despite the reputation because it self selects for extreme gullibility.Report
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I’m still trying to figure out which pier this is.Report
33° 53’ 0” North
118° 24’ 53” WestReport
Thanks…Manhattan Beach Pier. I am pretty sure I painted a watercolor of this pier last year, but I never knew where the picture I used was taken from.Report
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They’re handy to have around to open jars.Report