April 2011

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
- Lazurus Long, in Robert Heinlein’s Time Enough for Love

I first read Time Enough For Love when I was 15, but if you put a gun to my head, this is probably the idea that sticks in my head the most. The idea that one should cultivate a lot of knowledge, and develop skills in different areas, in order to be a whole person.

As with the other ideas highlighted in this series, more on this later when we put it all together.

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This Weekend, He Returns

by Alex Knapp on April 23, 2011

This weekend, we celebrate the return of a strange and wonderful man. A man who deplores violence. A man who can do things that humans cannot. A man capable of bending time and space to his will, performing miracles and stopping horrible evils. A man who died to save the world and yet rose again.

I’m talking, of course, about the Doctor.

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Weekend Meditation: Nick Cave

by Alex Knapp on April 22, 2011

“The Gospel According to Mark has continued to inform my life as the root source of my spirituality, my religiousness. The Christ that the Church offers us, the bloodless, placid ‘Saviour’ – the man smiling benignly at a group of children or serenely hanging from the cross – denies Christ His potent, creative sorrow or His boiling anger that confronts us so forcibly in Mark. Thus the Church denies Christ His humanity, offering up a figure that we can perhaps ‘praise’ but never relate to. The essential humanness of Mark’s Christ provides us with a blueprint for our own lives so that we have something we can aspire to rather than revere, that can lift us free of the mundanity of our existences rather than affirming the notion that we are lowly and unworthy.

Merely to praise Christ in His Perfectness keeps us on our knees, with our heads pitifully bent. Clearly, this is not what Christ had in mind. Christ came as a liberator. Christ understood that we as humans were for ever held to the ground by the pull of gravity – our ordinariness, our mediocrity – and it was through His example that He gave our imaginations the freedom to fly. In short, to be Christ-like.”

- Excerpted from Nick Cave’s introduction to the Gospel According to Mark

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I was about seven years old when I encoutered the Riddle of the Sphinx for the first time. I loved — and still love — Greek mythology, and I devoured them as a child. One thing I particularly loved was the Greek penchant for having their heroes solve riddles and play tricks in order to win. A marked contrast from the heroes of my own childhood — He-Man, GI Joe, etc — who spent most of their time simply fighting. (Incidentally, my Greek love for heroes who use their brains rather than their brawn to win is why my favorite movie as a kid was Superman II. I LOVED that Superman beat Zod by TRICKING him…)

The Riddle of the Sphinx, of course, was solved by Oedipus, who was one bad motherf– (shut your mouth!). And it goes like this: “What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?”

It’s a tough thing for a 7 year old to grasp. Heck, it’s a tough thing for anyone at any age to grasp. Most people, you’ll notice, don’t really think about it. Don’t think about the inevitability of age and death. At least, not unless they’re knocking on death’s door.

But as hard as it is to contemplate and know, emotionally, that you’re going to grow old and die, I think that that real understanding is necessary to begin to grasp a real philosophy of living.

More later.

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Argument and Rebuttal

by Alex Knapp on April 22, 2011

Argument.

Rebuttal.

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I’ve penned my first real long-form essay up at my Forbes blog , weaving in and out of a few themes to develop what I think is the potential for a real creative explosion in science in the future by harnessing automation and computers.

Let me know what you think.

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tom p asks:

Why are we here?

This is going to take a while to answer, and before I do, I’m going to offer up some philosophic snippets that have jumpstarted ideas with me and pointed me in the philosophic direction that I find myself today. I’ll dole them out over a few days for thoughts and discussion, then we’ll see what we can do to weave them together into something coherent.

Here’s one of my particular favorite concepts, from David Brin’s novel Earth:

Query by T.M. — “Monseigneur, according to the bible, what was the very first injunction laid by the Lord upon our first ancestor?”
Reply by Msgr. Bruhuni — “By first ancestor I assume you mean Adam. Do you refer to the charge to be fruitful and multiply?

T.M. — “That’s the first command mentioned, in Genesis 1. But Genesis 1 is just a summary of the more detailed story in Genesis 2. Anyway, to “multiply” can’t have been first chronologically. That could only happen after Eve appeared, after sex was discovered through sin, and after mankind lost immortality of the flesh!

Msgr.B. — “I see your point. In that case, I’d say the command not to eat of the Tree of Knowledge. It was by breaking that injunction that Adam fell.”

T.M. — “But that’s still only a negative commandment… “don’t do that.” Wasn’t there something else? Something Adam was asked actively to do?
“Consider. Every heavenly intervention mentioned in the Bible, from Genesis onward, can be seen as a palliative measure, to help mend a fallen race of obdurate sinners. But what of the original mission for which we were made? Have we no clue what our purpose was to have been if we hadn’t sinned at all? Why we were created in the first place?”

Msgr. B. — “Our purpose was to glorify the Lord.”

T.M. — “As a good Catholic, I agree. But how was Adam to glorify? By singing praises? The Heavenly hosts were already doing that, and even a parrot can make unctuous noises. No, the evidence is right there in Genesis. Adam was told to do something very specific, something before the fall, before Eve, before even being told not to eat the fruit!”

Msgr. B. — “Let me scan and refresh my … ah. I think I see what you refer to. The paragraph in which the Lord has Adam name all the beasts. Is that it? But that’s a minor thing. Nobody considers it important.”

T.M. — “Not important? The very first request by the Creator of His creation? The only request that has nothing to do with the repair work of mortality, or rescue from sin? Would such a thing have been mentioned so prominently if the Lord were merely idly curious?”

Msgr. B. — “Please, I see others queued for questions. Your point is?”

T.M. — “Only this — our original purpose clearly was to glorify God by going forth, comprehending, and naming the Creator’s works. Therefore, aren’t zoologists crawling through the jungle, struggling to name endangered species before they go extinct, doing holy labor?
“Or take even those camera-bearing probes we have sent to other planets…. What is the first thing we do when awe-inspiring vistas of some faraway moon are transmitted back by our little robot envoys? Why, we reverently name the craters, valleys, and other strange beasts discovered out there.

Ever since I first read this passage, it has stuck with me. A Divine Command to mankind to know and understand the universe? Wonderful!

Okay, so that’s the first idea for you to contemplate. What do you say?

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The Most Subversive Idea in the Bible?

by Alex Knapp on April 20, 2011

Richard Beck nominates Isaiah 53:12 as containing the most subversive idea in the Bible.

I mean, can any church or Christian ever be smug, safe, contented, moralistic or self-satisfied in light of Isaiah 53.12? Just when the dust settles Isaiah 53.12 comes along, taps you on the shoulder and says, “By the way, God is over there. Yes, with those people.”

I enjoy the thinking behind this, but it’s not the most subversive idea in the Bible. Not by a longshot. The most subversive idea in the Bible is that God doesn’t care about rituals. Let’s take a look at Matthew 6:5-8, shall we?

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

I submit to you that this flies in the face of the prior tens of thousands of years of human existence. Our first inkling that humans were religious tens of thosands of years ago is the practice of ceremonial burial. From then on, the practice of religion was characterized as a communal, public activity. Public sacrifices. Public prayers. Public feast days. Public activities.

Jesus is basically saying here: No, that’s not it at all. Hypocrites pray in public so people think they’re righteous. People do good things in public so people will think they are good. Don’t brag about your good deeds. Don’t brag about your love of God. Just do good deeds. Just love God.

This also ties in with what Christ says about having your sins forgiven. You don’t do it by sacrificing animals. You don’t do it by saying the right prayers. You have your sins forgiven by forgiving those who sinned against you. Period.

For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.

I consider this concept — Christ’s condemnation of ritual in favor of love; his condemnation of identifying yourself as righteous — to be the central message of the New Testament. And yet it is consitently ignored and has been since the early centuries of the Church. He said it all in John 13:34-35.

“A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

Love is how you should know someone follows Jesus Christ. Not their fish logos. Not the stained glass in their churches. Not their willingness to fast and pray all the time. Not the giant cross necklesses that they wear or the Christian rock bands they listen to.

Just love.

And that, I contend to you, is the most subversive idea in all the Bible, because it flies in the face of our very nature. Humans want to use religion as a means to personal identity. They want to build giant cathedrals and monuments to show how devoted to the gods they are. They launch sacrifices and crusades. They use their faith as a means to separate themselves from everyone else.

And there’s Jesus in the Gospels, saying “NO!” to all those ideas. “No!” to Crusades. “No!” to public displays of piety. “No!” to Christian rock.

To love God, he says, is to love each other. And that is all.

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“But godliness with contentment is great gain. For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it. But if we have food and clothing, we will be content with that. Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.” — 1 Timothy 6:6-10

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MaryAnn Johanson asks, as her question of the day for April 15:

So is it any wonder that in American movies and TV, at least, it’s almost impossible to find positive depictions of people who deal with high finance, or — heaven forfend — of an IRS auditor. The only recent ones I can recall, in fact, have both been played, coincidentally, by Will Ferrell. In 2006’s sweet Stranger Than Fiction, his IRS auditor finds the almost obsessive routine of his life and work fractured, and in last year’s The Other Guys, he’s an NYPD detective whose love of numbers is what allows him to uncover an enormous crime (when his fellow wannabe action-hero officers are unable to appreciate that a crime has even been committed). What makes both these characters unique is that their dedication to numeric detail is important to both plots — unlike in many movies, where a character’s profession is often incidental to the plot unless they happen to be cops or doctors or spies — and that their humor comes in part from Farrell’s mild-manneredness being at odds with the loud raucousness we expect from American comedy.

We might also, possibly, include Charles Grodin’s accountant in Midnight Run, a gentle nerd on the run from the mafia after he embezzles millions from a mob boss. Accountancy is a sideline to main action of the film, however.

But those are all I can think of. Am I wrong? Are there more examples? Has there ever been — and can there ever be — a positive depiction in movies or on TV of an accountant or tax auditor?

I can think of a couple more examples off the top of my head.  There is, of course, Charles Grodin’s accountant in Dave:

Of course, Eliot Sherman in The Baxter is a quintessentially great accountant:

And then there’s Charles Martin Smith’s character in The Untouchables, who’s able to nail Capone on tax evasion.

That’s what I’ve got off the top of my head. What about you?

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