this one’s…
by E.D. Kain on June 5, 2009
E.D. Kain is a blogger and freelance writer. Currently he serves as Editor-in-Chief of The League of Ordinary Gentlemen and writes a tech blog at Forbes. Visit his politics blog here. He can be found occasionally composing 140 character cultural analysis on Twitter. His writing has appeared in The Atlantic, The National Review, The Washington Examiner, and the now-defunct True/Slant. You can also contact him via email.
Borat: “I do a picture, only small, of the Tishnik Masacre. Where many Uzbeks…crushed!”
Kindly Gray Hippie: “How did you feel when you drew this?”
Borat: “Very proud!”.
KGH: “I’m just listening with sadness…a little sadness for your people…?”
Borat: “Yes…no, it is not sad. It is us who do the kill!”
When in doubt,
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Alright Kain, you’ve figured the Church of Jobs’ secret out. But let us explain what it is that we’re up to, we believe that you will see our master plan to be an unqualified good for humanity.
It’s all recorded for your listening pleasure on this sleek, sexy iPod Touch. Let me place the headphones on for you, afterall, you’re using an iPod, you mus be somoene of prestige and importance, while at the same time committed to your sense of unique individuality and cutting edge hipness.
That’s right, just listen to Steve. By becoming one of us you become yourself…
Hey, I own a Mac and a PC….heretical, I know….
Blasphemer!
So with PCs and a Mac mini all running Linux, what does that make me?
Oh, right…
Gherald…you’re running Linux on a Mac? Isn’t that just a waste of money? I mean, my understanding is that the premium for Mac hardware is because it runs OS X. Is it just that you wanted a tiny desktop PC?
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