the funniest news story of the day

by Erik Kain on July 10, 2009

But is it funny ha-ha or just funny weird?  (h/t K-Lo)

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{ 11 comments }

1 Dara July 10, 2009 at 11:37 am

I am pretty sure that my (abstinence-only) high-school health class taught us this was possible.

2 E.D. Kain July 10, 2009 at 11:41 am

Sex in a pool is one thing…but that’s not what they meant, I suppose….

3 Dara July 10, 2009 at 11:46 am

No, they taught us that one could get pregnant from encountering loose sperm in a pool.

4 greginak July 10, 2009 at 11:50 am

Did they say how sperm got loose in the pool??? Pee i can understand.

5 greginak July 10, 2009 at 11:46 am

Oh come on, who could believe a story about a female conceiving a child without intercourse…that would be like some sort of immaculate conception…..okay never mind

6 E.D. Kain July 10, 2009 at 11:47 am

Well, I suppose if you believe God is in everything, then a pool is … a plausible catalyst.

7 Nathan P. Origer July 10, 2009 at 12:03 pm

I need to be more careful on my Middle-East vacations.

8 Will July 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Oh come on, Orijerk – we know you’re never leaving Mint-and-Corn Country, Indiana.

9 Nathan P. Origer July 10, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Well played, sir!

10 richard July 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm

maybe funny for us in the decadent west. but somehow an unmarried pregnant thirteen year old muslim from Egypt doesn’t conjure up thoughts of a happy future. if i were the parent or the poor girl i would be scrambling for any explanation other than the obvious one.

11 Nathan P. Origer July 10, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Actually, she’s Polish, from Poland.

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