Best Conspiracy Theory Ever

by Will on December 5, 2009

Tennessee Mayor accuses Obama of deliberately preempting “A Charlie Brown Christmas” in his speech at West Point because he’s “a secret Muslim.”

Tagged as: Conspiracy Theory, obama, Tennessee

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1 Nancy Irving December 5, 2009 at 11:20 pm

Baby Jesus was really looking forward to seeing A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Obama make Baby Jesus cry!

2 Chris Dierkes December 7, 2009 at 9:58 am

Because nobody represents wholesome white maleness better than a dude who never understands that the chic is going to pull the football away at the last second every single time.

3 Kevin Carson December 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm

I think Wiseman’s part of the conspiracy: Obama hired him to make those dumbfuck statements like that in order to make the birthers and teabaggers look like a bunch of fucking nutjobs. You know, when they’d come across as geniuses otherwise.

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