Are you raising a douchebag?

by Will on February 20, 2010

A pertinent question for all you parents out there.

Tagged as: Douchebaggery, parenting

Will writes from Washington, D.C. (well, Arlington, Virginia). You can reach him at willblogcorrespondence at gmail dot com.

{ 9 comments }

1 Mike Schilling February 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm

If I’m not, we can conclude that there’s nothing to this genetics things.

2 Aaron February 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm

If you’re the type of person who asks the question, “Are you raising a douchebag” about other people’s kids… well, what does that saw about how your parents raised you?

3 Will February 20, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Wait, so you’re not allowed to call out other kids’ bad behavior?

4 Mike Schilling February 20, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Why beholdest thou the douchebag that is thy brother’s scion, But considerest not the asshole that is thine own?

5 Trizzlor February 20, 2010 at 2:55 pm

“Related post: Mark Levin, asshole” is a better wakeup call then any of the child hipsterism mentioned in the article.

6 Jaybird February 21, 2010 at 9:19 am

Details magazine doesn’t handle this issue quite as well as Maxim but it is miles ahead of FHM.

Has Stuff magazine touched on the topic?

7 Scott February 22, 2010 at 11:15 am

Sadly, many people these days don’t care.

8 Dan Summers February 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm

As a pediatrician, allow me to state with authority that the douchebags run amok.

9 RTod February 22, 2010 at 6:23 pm

“ARE YOU RAISING A DOUCHEBAG?”

Yes, I’m raising a flock of douchebags on my ranch in Palo Verde. They’re beautiful, friendly, and kids love ‘em! I think of them not as an expense so much as an investment, awaiting the time in the future when I’ll be wearing sweaters made of 100% douchebag-hair yarn!

Oh, wait… I’m wrong. They’re not douchebags. They’re alpacas.

Sorry, my bad. I always get the two confused.

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