Sometimes, I think I missed my true calling as a fabulist. TNR posts the hilariously overwrought resume of Adam Wheeler, a guy who literally conned his way into Harvard (and is apparently fluent in Classical Armenian and Old Persian). This brings to mind the tale of Aleksey Vayner, another Ivy League student with an over-active imagination.
Borat: “I do a picture, only small, of the Tishnik Masacre. Where many Uzbeks…crushed!”
Kindly Gray Hippie: “How did you feel when you drew this?”
Borat: “Very proud!”.
KGH: “I’m just listening with sadness…a little sadness for your people…?”
Borat: “Yes…no, it is not sad. It is us who do the kill!”
When in doubt,
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That link to the resume didn’t work for me but this one does.
@Mike Schilling, Thanks, man.
Clearly I’ve been doing this whole “resume” thing wrong…
I would hire the guy just for the entertaining stories.
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