Burt Likko

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Your geocacher should read: 36° 8′ 13″ North; 115° 9′ 9″ West. On your navigation device, that’s 3000 Paradise Road, Las Vegas, Nevada 89109.

From the airport, tell your cabbie, “Take us to the Hilton, man.” Or when you take the monorail, get off at the LVH.

After I’m done with my morning duty in court, I’ll be off like the sleeves on a vest. I will be looking forward to meeting fellow Leaguefesters in person. And I will, at some point, be at least mildly inebriated.

Leaguefest 2012 begins tonight. Follow #leaguefest on Twitter, or look for the guy wearing a bowler hat and a gravatar T-shirt.

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I filled out my absentee ballot to vote in California’s June primary yesterday. California has recently adopted a “jungle primary” law, in which all candidates from all parties appear on the primary ballot for most political offices. The two top vote-getters compete in a runoff election in November. I noticed that this did not apply to the Presidential primary — I only got one party’s slate of candidates.

It did apply to the election for U.S. Senator. There was an entire page of candidates, seemingly two-thirds of whom were Republicans, all randomized and taking up an entire sheet of the ballot book. “Confused” would understate my response. The cluttered, random mess that is the jungle primary has earned the ire of both lefties and righties in California as well as those who, like me, are disaffected with both flags. And it is simultaneously a symptom of the dysfunction of politics here in the Golden State, and a factor which will aggravate rather than mitigate the inability of Californians to govern themselves.

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Hexalogue

by Burt Likko on May 15, 2012

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A certain kind of religious activist takes it as a given, and as an imperative, that the Decalogue must be displayed prominently on and in public buildings. Gratefully, these folks are rare; sadly, they have influence because few people want to be seen as opposing them. Which is why there are groups like the ACLU and the FFRF, willing to (among other things) absorb the unpopularity of ”opposing the Ten Commandments” so as to stand against the melding of church and state — something done, as I hope this post will demonstrate, for the benefit of both the religious and the secular among us.

Quite possibly the strangest set of cases in the modern era of the Supreme Court comes from efforts to display the Ten C’s on the grounds of the Texas Capitol in monumental statuary, and in a small display case in the entryway of a rural Kentucky county courthouse. Turns out, the big, prominent, expensive display was okay, and the small, nearly obscure display was not — because the big prominent display was found to be, artistically speaking, part of a larger piece of art and display celebrating the role of law in society generally, while the small display had as its primary purpose the endorsement and proselytizing of Christianity.

So one judge, who apparently shares my disquiet with this rule, decided to put that notion to the test.

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This is a post about separation of powers and the proper scope and exercise of Presidential authority, Congress’ ability to attempt to direct the exercise of that authority, and a strange attempt by Congress to use its power of the pursestrings to arrogate judicial powers for itself. It is not, or at least does not have to be, about same sex marriage. Article II, section 3 of the Constitution states that the President “…shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed,” and when he (or, within our lifetimes, she) assumes office, the Constitution mandates that the President of the United States recite the following oath:

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Consider now the “Huelskamp Amendment,” named after its author. This is a rider on a completely unrelated piece of legislation that if ultimately passed, would bar the use of appropriated government funds in the Department of Justice for uses in contravention of the Defense of Marriage Act, such as the fifteen-month-old decision of the Obama Administration to decline the opportunity defend DOMA’s constitutionality in court. This is among the most bizarre political gambits I’ve ever heard of.

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Fellow Ordinary Gentleman Elias’ earlier erudite essay has indeed been OBE, exactly as he predicted. In the linked video, the President describes undertaking a personal journey of opinion not unlike mine, which was one of thinking of that civil unions were just as good to realizing that indeed they were not, that nomenclature and the social prestige associated with the word marriage matters. And it’s pleasing to see the President finally modifying his position to one which conforms more closely to my own.

While it might have been more pleasing to see this move as leading rather than following the polls, and Elias’ political calculus seems exactly right — waffling on the issue would cost Obama with his base, while this new plank of his political platform will really only upset people who are unlikely to vote for him anyway — we ought not let the imperfections blur the fact that this is good news. Continue reading this post…

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A Dozen Ordinary Gentlemen Walk Into A Casino…

by Burt Likko May 8, 2012

Leaguefest 2012 is a go! Roughly a dozen of us will meet, live and in person, in Las Vegas, in less than three weeks! On Friday night, May 25, we will gather at the SpaceQuest Bar of the LVH (formerly the Las Vegas Hilton) next to the monorail station.* If you can, wear the LoOG trademark bowler hat! Saturday evening, we’ll be feasting on delicious steaks together. You can still join even if you’ve not yet confirmed — just please let me know before May 25, ...

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Basketball Bet: Bad Bankruptcy Barrister

by Burt Likko May 5, 2012
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Randy Harris won our NCAA pool this year and has selected me to write an article in response to this hypothetical, which I present here with minor editorial changes from what Randy sent me: Audrey was an employee at Major Health Insurer (MHI), through which she had health insurance coverage. She was a single parent with a troubled teenaged son. She checked her son into Calming Meadows Psychiatric Hospital. When MHI processed the insurance claim, they sent a $35,000 benefit check ...

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MCA RIP

by Burt Likko May 4, 2012

Adam Yauch, better known as MCA from the Beastie Boys, died today of complications of cancer. He was 47 years old. In my social circles, the Beastie Boys were an unavoidable touchstone of pop culture for nearly twenty years — their wry sense of humor and fun helped mold the attitude of my generation. Our condolences to Mr. Yauch’s wife, daughter, and parents.

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Words And Phrases

by Burt Likko May 2, 2012
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I am unlikely to read Jonah Goldberg’s new book, The Tyranny of Cliches: How Liberals Cheat in the War of Ideas. It’s not that I object to Jonah Goldberg in particular and it’s not an ideological issue — it’s that there’s a ton of other reading I’ve got queued up, a ton of writing I’m trying to get done, and a lot of day job pressure on my time and mental energies. By the time Mr. Goldberg’s new book would ...

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An Andy Rooney Moment

by Burt Likko April 27, 2012

Why is it that I need to create a not-less-than-twelve-character username, consisting of at least one capital letter, at least one lowercase letter, at least one punctuation symbol, and at least one number, and then create a unique password of not less than twelve characters, also consisting of at least one capital letter, at least one lowercase letter, at least one punctuation symbol, and at least one number, and go through a 258-bit double-encryption process to get my water bill ...

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Leaguefest 2012: Rooms Going Fast

by Burt Likko April 21, 2012
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If you are planning on coming to Leaguefest 2012 on Memorial Day Weekend (May 25-May 28), please make your reservations soon. Our group rate will not be valid after April 25, only a few days from today. At $79 a night, the rate can’t be beat for a holiday weekend. And you’ll have the chance to meet and mingle with many front-pagers, prominent commenters, and several of the Ordinary spouses. (I should say that they’re Extraordinary Spouses, not in the ...

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It Seems Appropriate…

by Burt Likko April 20, 2012

…That on April 20, of all days, I should come across a post discussing the wording of an effort to enact a repeal of Citizens United by way of amending the United States Constitution. It seems perfectly obvious to me that despite the noble intentions of campaign finance reform and the obvious corrupting influence of big money on our political process, if we were to limit the constitutional right of freedom of expression to only natural people, then meaningful journalism ...

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Depicting Christians

by Burt Likko April 17, 2012
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Over at the Atlantic, Eleanor Barkhorn complains that the closeted young Christian characters of Blue Like Jazz depict rather than shatter stereotypes about evangelical Christians in the movies. For her, the promise of the movie was to present a positive, nuanced, and lifelike view of Christians in the real world and instead resorts to many of the cheap shots and tropes that so irritate Christians about the movies. As a threshold matter, I’m sticking with the theory that one can be Preachy ...

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Winnowing The Long List

by Burt Likko April 16, 2012

About three weeks ago, we came up with twelve names for the “long list” for choices for Mitt Romney’s running mate, finding thirteen names which each had at least something reasonable going for them. Now, it appears that “experience” is the watchword for Team Romney in picking the would-be veep. Our long list, again, was:

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Eating Peas

by Burt Likko April 9, 2012
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Fellow Ordinaries Elias Isquith and Mike Dwyer have fired the opening shots in our discussion about the latest budget proposal from that fiscal firebrand from Janesville, Paul Ryan, and Tod Kelly (who has just been knocking them out of the park on these pages recently) has given a much-needed reminder to everyone that minding our manners is helpful and parroting memes and calling each other names isn’t. It’s easy to understand how tempers can flare over issues like the budget, so ...

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Leaguefest 2012: Reservations Still Available

by Burt Likko April 3, 2012
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If you have not already made plans to do so, please take a moment this week to solidfy your arrangements to attend Leaguefest 2012 and join the dozen or so of your colleagues here. It’s in Las Vegas, so you can’t go wrong for fun things to do. Memorial Day weekend — May 25 through May 28 — is sneaking up on us fast. Come and meet your fellow Ordinary Gentlemen (and Gentleladies or Gentlepersons or Gentleneutrallygenderedfolk, if you prefer) ...

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Privacy and Girls Around Me

by Burt Likko April 2, 2012
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This is what can happen when you don’t understand the fine nuances of privacy policies: you could wind up a pop-up on Girls Around Me (“GAM”). GAM is a really creepy iPhone app that coordinates data from GPS readings on cell phones and Foursquare, and data from Facebook and Google Maps to give the user pop-up images of women physically located near the user. The user can then, innocuously enough, go approach these women to flirt and ask them for ...

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Enhanced Pat-Down

by Burt Likko March 27, 2012

My deposition ended in just enough time for me to catch an earlier flight back home than scheduled. But my suit today has all the metal parts: suspenders and tie bar and cuff links so I set off the metal detector. That meant I could either wrestle out of my suspenders or get a pat down. I elected the latter. The TSA agent was friendly and complimented my shirt. He was efficient, humorous, firm yet gentle. No, no, no, I’m ...

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Thoughts From Travelworld

by Burt Likko March 26, 2012
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It’s odd, really, how much travel I’ve been doing recently. I went nearly a year without any business travel and now it seems like every other day I’m away from home, in a hotel or on an airplane. As I write this, I’m (mostly) sober in a hotel room five hundred miles from my home, missing Mrs. Likko’s company and the comforts of home. I’m making time to write, though. There’s a strange monoculture in airports, at least in the ...

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Cocktailblogging: James Bond Edition

by Burt Likko March 9, 2012
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Inspired by a comment from BradK yesterday, I decided that I wanted to be James Bond and drink a Vesper. So I bought a bottle of Lillet, and while I was waiting for it to chill, I went back and did a little research. This proved useful. The actual formula is: Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. ...

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The Future of Mankind

by Burt Likko March 1, 2012

Jason and Russell have some Big Thoughts about the future fate of mankind. And Russell beat me to making a call-out to one of the Biggest Thoughts of them all. So instead, I’ll offer this: I have always been more immediately scared and concerned about the final exchange of Colossus: The Forbin Project than issues of grand cosmic fate and entropy. I fear that in that final exchange, Colossus’ assessment of human nature is right and thus so is its ...

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