David Ryan

On Monday we glued up the tillers.

On Tuesday we finished up the foam-core laminated tops to the deck houses, the finally pieces that close in the hulls.

Today we unclamped the tillers and shaped them, trimmed and filleted the deckhouses, and laid fairing compound (the dark red stuff) on about 40% of the decks on both hulls.

Tomorrow we’ll glass the deckhouses and Friday we’ll finish fairing.

And then sometime over the Memorial Day weekend we’re going to roll the hulls out of the barn, square and level them, install the akas (crossbeams) and begin fitting out the bridge-deck.

Yes, I am excited!

Above: A big catamaran needs big tillers. S/V MON TIKI’s are eight feet long!

 

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(Previously: The Knock Down, Part 1 and Part 2)

I am a morning writer; a cup of coffee, sitting in bed with my laptop.

But as we crash on the boat time’s been short, so I have not been able to write out the epilogue of my knock-down story. As a place-holder I offer the below video of Nassim Nicholas Tabeb from the 2010 Washington Ideas Forum: Continue reading this post…

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The Knock Down, Part 1 ended here:

“Is everyone sure their okay? Sometimes you don’t notice at first that you’ve fallen or banged yourself, or been cut.”

She looks up at me. The left side of her face is distended by swelling.

“I think I’m having an allergic reaction,” she says.

Here’s what I didn’t know.

During our gentle scoon across the lake, my guests had been fooling with their phone. I had presumed they were texting friends about how lovely the evening was, or twittering, or taking or reviewing pictures or any of the millions of things these computers we carry in our pockets can do.

In fact, she had been experiencing a tingling sensation in her face and they had been googling for interactions with the neproxin she had taken an hour or two earlier and the wine they were enjoying while we sailed.

Now, here we were, anchor down with the wind still howling, and it’s clear something is going on.

“Are you sure you didn’t get hit or fall?” I already knew the answer. Continue reading this post…

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“You can’t throw bull with the ocean, she won’t listen.” — Harold H. “Dynamite” Payson

A couple, my nearly my age. He’s brought his Georgia peach of a wife back to Long Island for his 20th high school reunion, and to show her where he grew up.

It’s mid-week, early Summer. They’re getting a private sunset charter for the walk-on price, but I don’t mind. It’s a beautiful evening, and I’m going to make about $100 to go sailing for a couple of hours.

We dinghy out, hoist the sails, cast off the mooring and just like that we’re making long, lazy tacks across the lake, into a light northwest breeze, towards the inner channel that runs around Star Island and past Montauk Yacht Club and into the harbor proper.

I tell my fares that there are some thunderheads over Connecticut, and that I’ll be keeping a weather eye, both with my eyes proper and with dopler radar on my phone. The cells are tracking to the North and East, clearing us by a dozen miles. Still, it never hurts to be cautious. Continue reading this post…

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I Can’t Drive 55.

by David Ryan May 5, 2012

I read the below tweet from Megan McArdle about middle class driving habits (under the cut) while I was riding the Long Island Railroad and a couple of minutes later a woman asked me if people ever tell me I look like Sammy Hagar, and then asked to take my picture to send to her boyfriend, who apparently is a big Sammy Hagar fan. That’s as good a lead in as any for this post, which is about the notion of ...

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MON TIKI Update 5/4/12

by David Ryan May 4, 2012

Beams back out, now we’re starting to deck the hulls. In the foreground is the decking over the aft locker/spare bunk, including the cutout for the hatch. On the far hull you can see the tumblehome panels installed. With a little luck the hulls will be completely closed in by some time next week, and we’ll be coming out of the barn the week after that!

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Making a Living in the Wake of the Pelican Disaster Redux

by David Ryan April 29, 2012

I’ve got a re-write of the “Making a Living…” post originally published here at the OG over at Megan’s place. In this case I’ve taken the ending in a different direction, focusing more on social norms, community values, and financial incentives. Making a Living in the Wake of the Pelican Disaster The next post, titled “Why I Can’t Drive 55″ and hopefully going live tomorrow is going to be (for me personally at least) huge, paying off ideas I’ve been ...

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MON TIKI project update, 4/28/12

by David Ryan April 28, 2012
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  This weeks we got the hulls up on dollies, the beams up on the hulls and me up on the beams. It was an exiting week!

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A Libertarian, a Socialist, and a Rich, Privileged White Dude Walk into a Bar

by David Ryan April 28, 2012

I’ve got a new post up at Megan’s place: A Libertarian, a Socialist, and a Rich, Privileged White Dude Walk into a Bar Leaguesters will recognize some themes.

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I’m Guest Blogging at The Atlantic

by David Ryan April 24, 2012

I’m guest-blogging for Megan McArdle at The Atlantic for the next two weeks. Worth noting: Erik gave Tony Comstock a guest spot last year, and shortly thereafter James Fallows asked him to to guest-blog. Then Erik gave me a regular front page spot, and now Megan’s asked me to stand in her stead. Coincidence? I DON’T THINK SO!!! Thanks Erik, fellow gents and league for giving me a place to work it out.

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The Zen of Twee

by David Ryan April 22, 2012
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  From the  New York Magazine article The Twee Party: One afternoon last June, the quaint silhouette of a three-masted sailboat made its way into New York Harbor and pulled up at the Red Hook Marine Terminal. The Black Seal, a 70-foot-long schooner, had just completed a 3,000-mile wind-powered round trip to the Dominican Republic. There, it had taken on twenty metric tons of cocoa beans, mostly from La Red de Guaconejo organic-cacao cooperative, whose beans are said to yield chocolate with ...

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The power of Christ compels you! (to watch this bit of Southern California surf history)

by David Ryan April 20, 2012
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I remember the huge South swell referred to in this film, and on another occasion seeing Chris O’Rourke, wearing his helmet, getting tubed at Simons, a fast, hard-breaking right that was my father’s favorite spot.

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It’s not a war, and I am not a warrior.

by David Ryan April 20, 2012
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  Andrew Sullivan, in 2006, failing to give credit where credit is due: First, they came for the homos, then the near-dead, then the pregnant women. But you know who their ultimate target will be: I am a breeder. Not just a breeder, but a breeder who has bred. I treasure my children, and regard them as the greatest among many gifts my union with my wife has brought me. I know as well as anyone else that conceiving children ...

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You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

by David Ryan April 17, 2012
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  From a note that I sent to Alan Jacobs, a few days after Steve Jobs died: My cousin was a reader at Paramount. This was back before FinalCutPro and Sony PD150. This was back when video cameras cost $750/day to rent and a cuts only editing suite cost $50/hour, plus another $45/hour if you needed someone who knew how to run the machines.

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At James B Franks’ Request, a MON TIKI Update!

by David Ryan April 16, 2012
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  January 1, 2012: If there’s a phrase from this passage that feels like it hits a little too close to home, it’s “schemer and narcissist”. It’s an occupational hazard for anyone trying to establish themselves as an artist. The job demands relentless self-promotion on an order that I’m sure most people would find distasteful to the point of being untenable. Probably this is also true for bloggers, or journalists, or anyone else for whom being in the public eye ...

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What’s Love Got to Do With It? (Unsolicited Advice from a Rich Buddha)

by David Ryan April 15, 2012
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  Will Wilkinson, the day after Steve Jobs’ death: As an undergrad I was an art major. Frankly, few of my fellow art majors were talented enough to make a living at it, even after four (or more!) years of training. Sure they loved art, but in the immortal words of Tina Turner, “What’s love got to do with it?” “Find what you love and never settle for less” is an excellent recipe for frustration and poverty. “Reconcile yourself to the limits ...

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Idiots and Maniacs

by David Ryan April 15, 2012
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  Tony Comstock, writing about his “Sputnik Moment“: Okay, I pretty much wonder “What the fish have I done with my life?” every time I have a set major back (which is pretty much a weekly event,) but one moment stands out above all the rest. It was the Spring after 9/11. The New York loft office? Gone, let the lease run out in January. The coop apartment? Rented for the foreseeable future. The house in Montauk? Sure, still have ...

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Four Weeks of Boat-Building in Four Minutes

by David Ryan April 1, 2012

Back in 1989 I made a 10′ x 8′ self-portrait composed of 6400 tiny xerox copies of a portrait of Andy Warhol. I used an early Macintosh II to help me map the location of each “pixel”. It was the only Macintosh II on the entire University of Oregon campus, and while considered very powerful at the time (it lived in a special studio that only a select number of art student had access to) it was incredibly slow. I ...

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6.626068 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

by David Ryan March 27, 2012
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  Since my last we completed the topside planking on both hulls.  It makes for a very pretty picture.

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14 Bachelorettes, 10 Nudists, and a Family Reunion (a Mon Tiki Project Update)

by David Ryan March 25, 2012
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  My fellow gentlemen and dear readers may have noticed I’ve been scarce around these parts of late. Two weeks ago we got our structural approval letter from the US Coast Guard Marine Safety Center, and the week after that they issued approval for our mast, rigging, and sail plan. Every novel aspect of our design — the plywood hull plating, the lashed akas (crossbeams), the textile rudder hinge arrangement, etc — has been approved.

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