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Like pretty much the whole internet-reading public, I haven’t been able to avoid New York Times music critic Anthony Tommasini’s list of top 10 composers of all time.  As Tommasini acknowledges, the point of the exercise is not to settle arguments but to start them. Yet he does proclaim that he’s “open-minded but not a radical relativist.”  In other words, he promises to give his readers sound reasons to call one composer “greater” than another.

Strange, then, that Tomassini should have started his list with a blunder.  He writes:

So to get things going, let’s start with an easy one: Bach. He would probably be the consensus choice among thinking musicians for the top spot.

“Easy” — but wrong! As Charles Murray found, judging by the number of words devoted to Western composers in standard reference works, Mozart and Beethoven divide the world.  I don’t know what Tommassini means by “thinking musicians” here.  Confronted with Murray’s evidence, he could perhaps dismiss say, The Grove Dictionary of Music, as “unthinking” and therefore unreliable.  Still, as Murray shows, the experts agree that Mozart and Beethoven both overshadow Bach. Many love Bach above all others, and you can hardly begrudge them for doing so.  Nevertheless, by a wide margin, he is not the consensus greatest composer.

Now, Murray’s method is certainly not perfect.  Perhaps Bach gets less attention from reference works because, unlike, say, Beethoven, he did not powerfully influence generations of followers.  Though his music fell out of fashion until Mendelssohn revived it, Bach utterly mastered his particular style.  I would argue that he mastered Baroque contrapuntalism even more thoroughly than even Mozart mastered the Classical. Prokofiev, a modernist, composed a “Classical” symphony in the style of Haydyn, and offered it as serious music rather than just an amusing gimmick. He could only do so because he felt that there was still more to achieved in the Classical style than even Hadyn or Mozart had.

No composer would think of doing the same for the late Baroque style. Again and again, Bach’s music leaves you awestruck that so much could be done within the confines of the harmonic and voice leading rules of his era. (The example that thrills me always is the descending pedal line in his Fantasia (and Fugue) in G Minor (starting at 3:50), though there are many others). How, then, could Beethoven be even greater? That’s easy. Beethoven is just as spellbinding intellectually as Bach.  How could one man express so much with so few musical elements?  Yet Beethoven not only mastered the rules of his era, he broke them.  The originality in Beethoven’s music is so astonishing that listening to it as rather like actually watching the ascension of Christ. This just isn’t supposed to be possible. Yet it is.  (I say this as a former organist who ought to be prejudiced on Bach’s favor.)  Not only that, but Beethoven did it many times over.

I admit: the foregoing remarks about Bach and Beethoven are just my opinions.  Still, as someone who rejects radical relativism as much as Tommasini, I think it is safe to say that he plunged in here and got all wet. (And not just because he grossly overrates Debussy, an interesting tonal innovator but little more).

Update: Interestingly, most people in the comments also personally prefer Bach to Beethoven. I admit myself that if I had to live with one composer for the rest of my life, it would be Bach. But that’s of course just a thought experiment.  In terms of objective greatness, Beethoven beats Bach.

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The Bookshelf column in the Wall Street Journal yesterday (I know, ancient history in blogging time) featured an essay so typical you normally wouldn’t even notice it. Reviewing a new book entitled Fame, Toby Young (himself moderately famous for How to Lose Friends & Alienate People) summarizes the book’s thesis – that the modern cult of celebrity satisfies the same primitive bloodlust once expressed in ritual human sacrifice (!) – offers tepid praise (the book is “lively and well-written”) and damning criticism (“another book on such a well-worn subject needs to be startlingly original to justify its existence”), and concludes that the book is probably not worth readers’ time. Along the way, Young gives us his own, somewhat self-contradictory opinion of celebrity (“the phenomenon of stardom has become and more routine, less and less interesting,” says Young, despite that it has consumed more and more of our attention), and blandly concedes that the book’s theory is probably right (“the impulse to destroy those whom we adore, whether gods or men, may well be an ineradicable part of man’s psyche.”). All in all, a solid, if uninspired, book review.

What’s missing here? Someone writes an entire book purporting to reveal deep structures in human behavior. A reviewer then comes along and finds the book’s theories basically credible. Young describes the idea with a metaphor from fluid mechanics: “Without an outlet for [the human psyche's] bloodlust, such as the pagan rituals of Greece and Rome, the appetite will inevitably find expression elsewhere.” (inevitably!) Civilization, in other words, channels primitive instincts in hidden directions.

Nowhere does the reviewer even mention Darwin, who apparently doesn’t factor into the the book Fame either. On the contrary, both author and reviewer seem persuaded by Sir James Frazer, author of the once enormously influential treatise The Golden Bough, that the mind has progressed since civilization began. I understanding that the evidence of recent human evolution is accumulating rapidly. Nonetheless, recent human evolution involves a relatively small number of genes (just as the recent evolution of dogs involves a relatively small number of genes. Wholesale psychic changes have not had enough time to evolve.

Now you would think that if you are interested in deep structures of human culture, you would be interested in the genes. Human DNA is surely the only plausible source of cross-temporal and cross-cultural universals. But not only does neo-Darwinism not factor into the thinking of author or reviewer, they do not even pay it even heed. Young does need even bother to ask how a desire to raise up figures for later ritual sacrifice could have evolved. Instead, he evidently believes that it is not only possible but perfectly sensible to expatiate on the nature of the human pysche without reference of evolution at all.

That this should be true just goes to show that once again, for all that right thinking people are supposed to believe in and esteem Darwinism, mainstream intellectual discourse remains for the most part a Darwin free zone.

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(Cross-posted from @TAC.)

Virginia Postrel argues this weekend that environmentalists favor high-speed rail and wind power not because they reduce carbon emissions but simply because they look good. “These technologies,” she writes,

aren’t just about getting from one city to another. They are symbols of an ideal world, longing disguised as problem solving.  You can’t counter glamour with statistics.

Though she doesn’t say so, Postrel plainly thinks that “statistics” — or what she  later calls the “annoyingly practical concerns the policy wonks insist on debating” — militate against high speed rail and wind power.  Environmentalists, in other words, can’t think straight because they are thralls to beauty.  Like the philosopher who banished the poets from the city, Postrel concludes by admonishing her readers to shun the seductions of  green technology.

Clever as it is, Postrel’s techno-glamour thesis doesn’t withstand scrutiny.  For one thing, she takes for granted that wind turbines are attractive.  Really?  If anything the movement for wind power is handicapped by the ugliness of wind turbines.  The Kennedys, for example, a wealthy Irish-Catholic family who now own a house on Cape Cod, objected to a proposed offshore wind farm on largely aesthetic grounds.  As Kenendy scion Robert wrote in The New York Times:

Cape Wind’s proposal involves construction of 130 giant turbines whose windmill arms will reach 417 feet above the water and be visible for up to 26 miles. These turbines are less than six miles from shore and would be seen from Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket. Hundreds of flashing lights to warn airplanes away from the turbines will steal the stars and nighttime views. The noise of the turbines will be audible onshore. A transformer substation rising 100 feet above the sound would house giant helicopter pads and 40,000 gallons of potentially hazardous oil.  According to the Massachusetts Historical Commission, the project will damage the views from 16 historic sites and lighthouses on the cape and nearby islands. The Humane Society estimates the whirling turbines could every year kill thousands of migrating songbirds and sea ducks.

Giant arms, flashing lights, the annual slaughter of migrating songbirds: this is hardly the stuff of glamour.

Postrel skirts the ugliness of real-life wind turbines by focusing instead on the pleasant images we often see of them.  Those images, she says, promise a radiant, efficient and clean future, which distracts us from the actual costs of green technology.   But we are treated every day to glamour shots not just of green technology but of pretty much anything under the sun that anyone has any interest in defending.  Check out these shots of off-shore oil platforms, for example. One could write just as rapturously of them as Postrel writes of wind turbines:

The platform stands potent and erect over the deep,  a steel hymn to man’s mastery over nature. In the face of so mighty an image, arguments against drilling for oil are beside the point. You can’t counter glamour with statistics, after all.

Yet somehow environmentalists aren’t swept up in the romance of offshore oil drilling. Postrel, who makes her living writing about (and defending) the aesthetics of consumer culture, has grossly over-estimated the power of aesthetics to distort debate.

A better explanation of the appeal of green technology might start by asking what makes Postrel’s column so alluring.  Might it not have something to do with the unflattering portrait she draws of environmentalists?  Those who wish to cut carbon emissions often see themselves as level-headed champions of an indubitable scientific consensus.  Postrel instead depicts them as aesthetes impervious to rational argument.  At the same time, she shrewdly declines to take any stance on the actual merits of wind power.  Enviro-skeptics can thus take pleasure in Postrel’s subtle ridicule without having to indulge in any crass ad hominem attacks.

Tribalism, in other words, and Postrel’s skill in catering to it, best explains the allure of her column.  She depicts environmentalists as effeminate and irrational, skeptics as sober and analytic. For the enviro-skeptic, what’s not to like?  Likewise, glamour shots of green technology help reinforce environmentalists’ belief that they seek a radiant, beautiful future, while their opponents, presumably, seek one that is polluted and ugly.  All politics is tribal.  That’s the lesson of green technology glamour shots — and of Postrel’s column.

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I confess: We are alternate side parkers.  To make way for “Mechanical Brooms,” New York City prohibits parking for 1.5 hours on one side of the street on Mondays and Thursdays and the other side on Tuesdays and Fridays.  Just like tens (hundreds?) of thousands of other New Yorkers, we exploit the system.  That is, come Monday morning, we (1) cruise until the Mechanical Broom passes through, (2) seize a spot on the empty, freshly swept street and (3) idle until the no parking period ends.  The spot then belongs to us until Wednesday, when the routine starts anew.

All this takes time, wears down our car and increases our gas bills.  (It also pollutes the air and reduces the number of available parking spaces.)  But these costs to us pale in comparison to the cost — $400 a month or more — of paying for parking at a local garage.  Absurd as it sounds, on weeks when we keep our car in the city, we park on alternate sides. To pay for parking would be unthinkable!

Now the City Council wants to eliminate step 3.  Under a bill before the City Council, traffic cops could not issue parking tickets after the Mechanical Broom has swept through. Drivers would be liberated from their cars as soon as they claimed spot.  For our own sakes, I hope the bill passes.  It would save us many hours that we would otherwise spend confined to our car.

Alas, for the good of the public, Mayor Bloomberg has promised to veto the bill, albeit for all the wrong reasons.  Hizzoner claims that allowing parking after the Broom passes would interfere with street cleaning.  Allegedly, you see, the Brooms sometimes need to sweep the same street twice.  Hogwash.  I have lived in Manhattan for over 30 years have never seen it happen.  (Not that I was paying attention, but you can depend upon it that unionized municipal workers are not going to drive through the same street twice out of some zeal to get the job done right.)

No, the real reason Bloomberg opposes the bill – or the reason he should oppose the bill – is that alternate side parkers consume nearly all the parking in the City, even though they need it the least.  Keeping a car in New York is a luxury.  I should know: most of the year, we manage without one.  But offered “free” parking or a week at the cost of a few hours of maneuvering, we’ll take it every now and then, even if doing so means depriving visitors to our neighborhood (who would pay a lot more for temporary parking than we would) of an additional space.  If the City Council gets its way, New Yorkers who currently don’t bother will decide that moving their cars twice a week is worth the inconvenience if they can walk away from their cars as soon as the Mechanical Broom lumbers by.

Now, there is one argument in favor the City Council’s proposal, namely, that it will by definition open up more parking space.  Spaces where parking is now prohibited two hours a week would become available sooner.  But under the current rules, those “free” spaces fill up already with alternate side parkers who just sit in their cars until the 1.5 hrs are up.  Officially freeing those spaces would not make them any more available to drivers who need them.  It would just increase the free parking subsidy.*

Ideally, the City would not offer so-called “free” parking at all. In the meantime, the City should not make it any easier than necessary.

* I should admit that, though the Council bill may not free parking spaces, it will free alternate side parkers to do something else with their time. But come on: Is anyone who spends weekday mornings parking their cars going to do anything else more productive with that time if given the opportunity? In most cases, the answer is no.

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Election Day Reactions (Warning: Non Sequitur Ahead)

by Austin Bramwell November 4, 2010

Here’s my post-election reaction.  The public school where I voted on Tuesday was giving books away from its library. I spotted an Important Book lying on the table — Germaine Greer’s The Female Eunuch –swiped it and browsed its contents on the way to work.  I am confident that I will eventually find pearls of wisdom in it to belie the unfortunate stereotype of feminist writing as a petulant and solipsistic embarrassment to the Left.  So far, however,  the only pearls I’ve found in the book are pearls of ...

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Defiling Our Beloved G.K. Chesterton

by Austin Bramwell September 7, 2010

I’ve just never liked G.K. Chesterton — which, among the conservative Christians with whom I sometimes (though, as an Episcopalian, not often) travel, is almost enough to make me a Bad Person. Yet by the time I’ve unraveled one of those Chestertonian paradoxes, not only do I have a headache, but I also don’t feel that I’ve come away with a single lasting idea.  I would like to think that there was a philosopher like Chesterton who made Christianity seem sane and every modern outlook seem ridiculous. Yet I could ...

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The Man Who Pretended to Know Too Much

by Austin Bramwell August 25, 2010

[Update: In response to comments, I have toned this post down a bit. It was unduly harsh in relation to the fault I am identifying.] NR‘s Jason Steorts, responding to Whitaker Chambers scholar Richard Reinsch, writes: I think Reinsch mischaracterizes Nietzsche if he means to say that the Nietzschean position “inexorably leads to the rise of a master class.” . . .  Certainly some have read Nietzsche as Reinsch does — Heidegger, for instance, and Bertrand Russell (Heidegger liked what he found, while Russell abhorred it) ...

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A Defense (Sort of) of Allan Bloom Against the Calumnies of Tyler Cowen

by Austin Bramwell August 11, 2010

This comes 12 years too late, but I still think it’s worth correcting the record. In his otherwise wonderfully readable and acute book, In Praise of Commercial Culture, Tyler Cowen (now, of course, a famous blogger and columnist) suggests that Allan Bloom, in his jeremiad The Closing of the American Mind, lifted his critique of American culture from a now largely forgotten Austrian critic named Max Nordau, who 100 years earlier had denounced fin de siecle 19th century culture in his book, Degenerations (or Entartung). ...

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Snow’s Two Cultures: More Evidence of a Divide

by Austin Bramwell August 7, 2010

I highly recommend this BBC documentary about Andrew Wiles, the mathematician who solved Fermat’s last theorem. In one scene, Wiles leads a course wherein he lays the groundwork for what would ultimately become his proof of the theorem. All but one student end up quitting the course. Meanwhile, there are very few — in watching, it seems as if there may be no more than a 100, perhaps as few as 12 — individuals capable of even understanding Wiles’s proof. ...

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What is Perry About? Why Should Anyone Care?

by Austin Bramwell August 5, 2010

To answer my first question, Perry is about what words the government uses when.  As Judge Walker observes in his decision, there is no legal difference in California between a “marriage” and a “domestic partnership,” apart from what each is called.  Walker holds that California must use the same word when referring to same-sex and opposite-sex relationships.  California disagrees; now we head to appeal. To get to my second question, so what? Why should a dispute over the mere use of ...

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What’s So Bad About Trig Trutherism?

by Austin Bramwell July 30, 2010

I just don’t get the hostility to Trig Trutherism.  Over on Volokh, Dave Kopel takes Human Events to task for publishing a column arguing that Obama is a Muslim.  Kopel quite properly warns that the weekly’s willingness to publish such nonsense undermines the credibility of everything else they print.  But then he concludes: Of course even eminent publications such as The Atlantic can have a writer who wallows in malicious speculation based on extremely weak and poorly-considered evidence.  Jerry Curry’s ...

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The Shallow Drafts of Charles Hill

by Austin Bramwell July 27, 2010

In my first post in this series, I claimed that Charles Hill, Yale’s “Diplomat in Residence,” had won “uncritical, almost fulsome praise.” You can strike the “almost.”  According to Edward Luttwak’s review, Hill’s book Grand Strategies is not just “a truly masterful synthesis” (truly masterful, mind you) but also “a kaleidoscopic masterpiece that illuminates all it surveys.”  Luttwak confesses to “exuberant enthusiasm generated by page after page of inspired writing.”  But can a book be both kaleidoscopic (creating an endless ...

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Charles Hill and the Greening of American Diplomacy

by Austin Bramwell July 24, 2010

So I had planned a running critique of Charles Hill’s appearance on Peter Robinson’s webTV program, Uncommon Knowledge.  Alas, I got through just one chapter before getting rudely sidetracked by the need to make a living.  So, this response to Chapter 2 comes a little late; we’ll have to see about the others. As I observed in my first post, the more Hill explains his concept of “grand strategy,” the more dubious it sounds.  In Chapter 2, it gets only ...

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The Grand Ideology of Charles Hill: Episode 1

by Austin Bramwell July 21, 2010

The cult of Charles Hill, of which I was not a member, was just beginning when I graduated from college 10 years ago.  Hill, a former foreign service officer, began teaching at Yale in the late 1990s as the campus’s “Diplomat in Residence.”  As a professor in the Directed Studies program (a Western Civ survey offered to freshmen), he soon won acolytes among the undergraduates. (One of them, Molly Worthen, converted her infatuation into an admiring biography, The Man on ...

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Seduction as an Ascetic Discipline

by Austin Bramwell July 14, 2010

The delightfully impious Roissy in DC is going after blogging superstar Megan McCardle, who evidently isn’t impressed by the so-called “seduction community.”  As usual, Roissy has some brilliant insights — for example: Ultimately, women . . . want their alpha male – beta male distinctions predigested and unsullied by interference from proactive men intent on bringing chaos to the male hierarchy. This is why women love royalty and kings and princes so much; in that world, the alphas are identified ...

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The Humanitarian Case for Immigration

by Austin Bramwell July 13, 2010

Over at TAC, I blogged earlier this week on a particularly bad study calling for a more open immigration policy.  One commentator, addressing my points that immigration (of low-skill workers) depresses wages and increases inequality, raised a good question, which I think is about as fundamental as a question can get: Is it not true that illegals have better lives working for admittedly meager wages under relatively poor conditions in the US than they would in Latin America? I understand ...

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More On Intellectual Decline

by Austin Bramwell July 7, 2010

The friend who pointed me to Joseph Epstein’s essay in the first place takes exception to some of what I wrote earlier on Epstein and the (non)decline of intellectual life: I’m glad you posted on Epstein, but I think you were too tough on him.  Yes, he pussyfooted around the state of Commentary magazine and the state of conservative intellectuals (what other choice did he have?), Yes, in fairness to Epstein, it’s too much to ask that he risk his ...

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Not Even Joseph Epstein Speaks Freely about the Conservative Movement

by Austin Bramwell July 3, 2010

Reviewing the new history of Commentary magazine, Joseph Epstein writes: The chief problem facing John Podhoretz in his editorship of the current-day Commentary, I would say, is not the distraction of the Internet or the isolation of neoconservatism, but how to run an intellectual magazine without genuine intellectuals. For it is far from clear that we even have intellectuals any longer—at least not in the old sense of men and women living on and for ideas, imbued with high culture, willing ...

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Jacobites Vindicated

by Austin Bramwell June 29, 2010

Andrew Manshel of an outfit called the Greater Jamaica Development Corp takes aim today at sainted urbanist Jane Jacobs. I yield to no one in my admiration for Jacobs. Still, she has become something of an idol. An skeptical reappraisal is perhaps overdue. Unfortunately, Manshel is not up to the task. He complains that at a recent planning conference, “she seemed to be quoted by almost every speaker — developers, architects and academics all cited her work when talking about the ...

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Proving Eve Tushnet’s Point

by Austin Bramwell June 6, 2010

Jason,   I don’t agree with Eve Tushnet (more on that below) and don’t consider myself a conservative (no more on that, I hope, ever), but, yes, I am cheering for the Eve Tushnet profile in The New York Times. I’m cheering because I think it’s great journalism.  (Disclosure: The reporter, Mark Oppenheimer, invited me a couple times to help lead a unit of a polisci seminar that he teaches.) Eve’s perspective is not well-known to the average Times reader. ...

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