July 2010

Crown Fire

by Burt Likko on July 30, 2010

At our usual Thursday night dinner tonight, one of the partners in the firm got called home early by his wife.  A good thing, too, since the fire line for the north end of the Crown Fire has by now advanced to about a mile from their house and they’ve been ordered to evacuate.  The aqueduct is something of a barrier but a fire with forty-foot flames would clearly be able to jump over it with only a moderate breeze — and a moderate breeze, uncharacteristically northerly, is all there is for right now.

The fire is clearly visible from my front yard.  I’d say that it’s about two miles south-southeast of Soffit House.  We’ve still got a fair amount of territory between the fire line and our neighborhood, but when the tall flames are visible across the entire ridge line of Ritter Ridge, and people you know are being asked to move by the authorities, it’s a little bit creepy.

It makes me wonder if we need to pack up some clothing and start wrangling the critters around — which is a big pain for the one cat, who gets psychotic when we try to put her in the carrier.  For now there’s no reason to panic, but I’ve no illusions about the effectiveness of lawn sprinklers and my garden hose to protect my house from the flames of a late-July southern California brush fire if by some chance they are allowed to approach here, so if things get worse in the night, we’ll be packing up and finding somewhere to be rather than taking any chances.  But as of a little bit after 9:00 p.m. tonight, I’m only “concerned” and not yet taking action.

The house and all of its contents can be replaced; the insurance is paid.  The Wife and the critters, however, are precious and irreplaceable.  So while things appears safe right now, that can change, which means I’ll stay awake for a while and make sure that they don’t need to be moved somewhere safe. I’m also noticing some strange noises around the house, which makes me wonder if critters from the hills have come down in panic away from the hills to find safety in the residences.  Or if I just have the jitters.

It’s worrisome enough that I’m not going to be concerning myself for a while with stress from work (I think I’m over the hump from this week), the Arizona immigration law being mostly enjoined, the very interesting case of the religious student who lost her suit against a public university for not being permitted to base counseling actions in part on her religion, or Obama bringing us closer to the apocalypse.  Somehow that’s just not as important as whether or not I’ll have to evacuate my family and household in the middle of the night.  So — not panicking yet, but yeah, it’s a little nerve-wracking.

Updated information about the status of this and other fires is available here.

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Not So Sweet Emotion

by Burt Likko on July 28, 2010

I will never understand why it is that when I offer someone money to settle a lawsuit, they act as though they’ve been insulted. I can understand a reaction of “No, that isn’t enough.” But I simply can’t comprehend someone saying “F— you too!” when what I just did was try to give away my client’s money.

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Tangerine Martinis

by Burt Likko on July 24, 2010

After getting home from work tonight, I took out one of the mason jars, the one with the fruit that is supposed to have the strongest flavor and therefore infuse the fastest — the tangerines.  I strained out the excess pulp and got the vodka into a new mason jar.  The color was a pale, transparent orange, enough to hint at the flavor.

Of course, the real test is the taste, which was not so intense as I’d like.  Maybe it needed longer than a week.  The Wife thought they were a little bitter.  So next time I’ll pulp and zest the tangerines and discard the rinds.  It makes me a little apprehensive about the cucumber, since the primary infusion there were peelings, and those are the bitterest part of that fruit.  (Fruit?  Vegetable?  I’ve always thought the meat of cucumbers was a little bit sweet, and sweetness is something you associate with fruit.)  But the berry and cucumber vodka need a while longer according to the infusion guides.

Still, the results are visually quite appealing and I like the touch of bitterness in the resulting martini.

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Wallpaper Advice

by Burt Likko on July 24, 2010

I really liked the photo on today’s Bing, the one of Atrani on Italy’s Amalfi Coast.  So I wanted to wallpaper it and couldn’t figure out how to do it.  Instead, the click went to a generic search for all wallpapers on Bing and I wound up getting some horrifying results, the bulk of which were not appropriate for work, in my opinion.  At work you should find things cool, inoffensive pictures like this satellite photo of the eastern Mediterranean Sea without all the ads (including auto-load video and audio) or this.  You shouldn’t be getting all sexy with your wallpaper in the office.  Or creepy, for that matter.

Somehow, though, I bet that bizarre collages of Edward Cullen as a hot vampire superimposed on aerial photographs of Tuscan hill towns or anything Michael Jackson, however schmaltzy, or effeminate, he appears, would be tolerated in the workplace more than this perfectly chaste but gorgeous picture of, say, Indian movie star Priyanka Chopra.  (Damn double standards!)

And some were quite odd indeed, like one titled “1453 Istanbul.”  I don’t think that the brutal sacking of a city (which was still officially named Constantinople until 1930) is really worth commemorating in beautiful artwork even if you weren’t a particular fan of the Byzantine Empire.  Then again, I’m not Turkish, either.

So I wound up having to do a search for something and wound up with this fine and completely unobjectionable shot of the Dolomites instead. 

Folks, follow my example and pick non-offensive, pleasant sorts of wallpaper for your computer at work.  Landscapes.  Abstract patterns.  Stuff like that.  Pictures of your own family if you insist on personalizing.  There’s lots of options that aren’t going to get you in trouble.  Save the stuff that shows your “personality” (as if someone else’s picture could be a reflection of “your” personality) or pop culture interests for your computer at home.

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This is why I’m not a pure libertarian; at some point, privatizing everything becomes absurd.

Pay & Sit by Fabian Brunsing

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Excluded As A Suspect

by Burt Likko on July 23, 2010

Yesterday I didn’t know who Justin Bieber was — why would I?  But Google educated me in about ten seconds, enabling me to fully understand a joke on the internet.  Today I find out that the annoyingly long-haired moppet minstrel is going to guest-star on an upcoming episode of CSI.  Which makes the internet joke I first came across that much funnier.

Also, careful readers will note the inauguration of a new topic category.

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Dispatch From Evilghanistan

by Burt Likko on July 23, 2010

Amusing and insightful, the way good satire ought to be.

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Penetrating Insight

by Burt Likko on July 23, 2010

The core issue of L’affaire Sherrod is that no one, anywhere along the way, from Andrew Breitbart to the NAACP to Tom Vilsack, used any kind of critical thinking skills.

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Science Education FAIL

by Burt Likko on July 23, 2010

This video has apparently been around for a while but today is the first time I’ve seen it.

Wow. Just … wow.

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Journolist Proves That Old Is New Again

by Burt Likko on July 22, 2010

Almost exactly nine months ago, I offered an opinion which contained an element critical of conservative media after it appeared that the White House had chosen to disfavor Fox News.  (Conservative Readers, I hope, will note that I was more critical of the Obama Administration than I was of Fox News.)  Some of the thoughts I had about media then, which were apologetic for conservative-leaning media, apply with equal force to liberal-leaning media.  Specifically, I mean this passage:

I don’t want the news lying to me or deceiving me by excluding relevant facts, but at the same time I don’t want reporters turning their brains off or simply regurgitating the pablum fed to them by their sources. I want and expect journalists to ask difficult, critical questions of their sources because that’s where the real value of news reporting comes in to play. If it appears to me that a news agency is not using those kinds of critical thinking skills in an intelligent and worthwhile way, I lose respect for that agency and begin to think about satisfying my hunger for news elsewhere.

So while I may be critical of the unhinged and paranoid hysteria Glenn Beck sells on Fox, and while I may note things like tone of voice or editorial selection of subjects on Fox News bleeding between the pundits who are giving unabashed opinions and the allegedly “neutral” news readers, the fact of the matter is that I do not expect or even want any news agency to become so “neutral” that they either seek “opposing points of view” from fringe or unreliable sources, or that they stop critically sourcing and fact-checking the people in power. Right now, the Obama Administration is in power and Fox News — having a conservative slant, appealing to a generally conservative audience — is in a good position to ask hard questions of the people in the White House. I can take issue with the concept of “narrative” reporting arcs transcending multiple stories, but that’s something that both conservative and liberal journalists do. And it, too, is something that I simply have to take into account when I read the news.

I expect journalists covering the high levels of government to be smart, to not take things they are told at face value, and to ask hard questions. To do that, you have to form opinions about what you hear. That’s the only way your B.S. detectors are going to be working, the only way to know, “Hey, that politician just told a lie.”

Does anyone seriously disagree with those ideas?  If so, no one spoke up about it back in October, so now’s your second chance.

Now, consider the “Journolist” issue that’s been floating to the top of the Memeorandum aggregator for the past several days. Right-leaning new media entrepreneur Andrew Breitbart offered a hundred thousand dollars to anyone who would send him the archive of e-mails exchanged between the members of an avowedly liberal listserv and has been parceling out the results of that purchase for days, presumably hoping to drive enough traffic to his sites so as to make his hundred large back. 

The result has been a web media coup for Breitbart.  Nearly everything else on the net — actual news like the status of the oil spill in the Gulf, legal arguments about Arizona’s immigration law, and an economy that continues to decline — has been subsumed to it.  It’s had good, respectable, honest, and worthwhile authors falling all over themselves to explain away their having expressed opinions.  It appears to have wrongfully cost someone her job, and since it looks like the Jornolisters or the people sinking their teeth into the Jornolist archive or someone took the remarks of this woman out of context, it appears to have cost the White House some face in that it offered her a new and better job back in a tacit admission that she should not have been fired in the first place. 

From an business perspective, Breitbart needs to be sensationalistic about Jornolist.  After all, he sunk a significant amount of real money into the venture.  From a news perspective, though, is there really any substance behind all the sound and fury?  To buy in to the idea that the Journolist story is important is to allow oneself to be scandalized, shocked, and amazed that the very people who do the best work investigating facts — bringing the rest of us the data upon which we all unapologetically bloviate — that those people form opinions about them themselves and share those opinions with their friends and colleagues.

So it turns out not all the media are conservative.  There’s still a lot of people who are liberal, too.  Why should I care about that?  According to the conservative media, this is nothing new; the media has been biased to the left for generations (since, not coincidentally, Walter Cronkite began criticizing the Vietnam War).  I’m turning forty years old later this year, and I have never known a world without an element of conservatives complaining about liberal media bias; what is new in the past ten to fifteen years has been liberals whining about the conservative media, too.

That’s all the Journolist imbroglio is — evidence that there are liberal journalists who used the internet to share their opinions in a forum they thought was private to themselves.  Dial it back a generation, and Andrew Breitbart buying the Journolist e-mails becomes a Nixon operative buying a tape recording of conversation over cocktails at the Press Club.  This is the same old stuff we’ve been hearing for two generations now — it’s been updated and translated to a modern medium, and good for Andrew Breitbart for pulling off what appears to be a profitable internet media maneuver.  But the substance is older than me.  This is nothing more than conservatives whining about the liberal media.

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