Saturday!

Having beaten Bowser’s Inside Story, I’m now playing Paper Mario Sticker Star which is scratching all of my Paper Mario/OCD itches. They have this sticker museum, right? And you take your stickers there. So finding a new sticker is, like, crazy fun. You sit up and know that you HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS NEXT…

Saturday!

The GTAs (well, since III, anyway) have always had some seriously dark satire going on. Donald Love in the third one, pretty much half the cast in the fourth one (COUSIN! LET US GO BOWLING!)… and now I’m exploring the various corners of the creators of GTA V’s collective id. So far I’ve established that…

Saturday!

So I’m in The Last of Us. This is the game that’s getting all of the “Citizen Kane” awards from folks and I’m struck by how linear the storyline is. Maybe that’s the price to pay for this sort of thing… but, so far, it’s like hearing that they made a Citizen Kane Video Game, then made all of the action scenes interactive between walking scenes with dialog exposition. That’s not what made Citizen Kane Citizen Kane, guys. Which is […]