
9:56 p.m. My initial take is that Santorum did much better handling the pressures of being the nominal frontrunner than did Newt, while Romney didn’t do much of anything to change anyone’s mind. There was no big moment in any way, and, this being the friggin’ 20th of these, the event was on the whole rather predictable.
If Santorum had the wind at his back, I’d say this would’ve been a nice little nudge towards victory in Michigan; but considering Romney’s recent resurgence there, in his pseudo home state, I expect that tonight’s debate won’t be reason enough for many voters to go with their hearts rather than their heads and pick the Senate’s former Grand Inquisitor.
9:52 p.m. Mitt completely refuses to answer the question as to what’s the biggest misconception about him, launches into a canned version of his stump speech instead. He doesn’t even make a slight gesture towards answering the question, and condescendingly chides John King when the moderator attempts to get him back on-track. His cynicism, plasticity, and, well, smarminess has rarely shone through quite so blindingly.
Santorum follows his lead and natters-on about something or other. It’s hard to even hear these repackaged elevator-pitches anymore. The debate, mercifully ends.
9:27 p.m. John King calls a potential third war in the Middle East in the past decade a “showdown,” à la Giants vs. Patriots. So gross. Newt repeats the standard Adelson-Netanyahu hysteria, and seems to genuinely think that Ahmadinejad is the supreme dictator of the country… which is baffling, since anyone with access to Google could tell you otherwise in a matter of minutes.
Then Santorum, Romney, and Paul say the same exact things they’ve been saying for months. This debate is treading water like Jack and Rose.
9:08 p.m. They’re talking about immigration and the border. Yawn. Arpaio, the birther authoritarian being investigated by the FBI (fresh off of coming under the DOJ‘s purview), is quoted. Yuck.
9:02 p.m. A lengthy back-and-forth between Romney and Santorum on (1) Romneycare’s similarities to Obamacare and (2) Santorum’s previous support of Arlen Specter over Pat Toomey wraps up, and while I think Santorum is often taking too long with his answers, I also think it’s hard to deny that he’s done a really good job pushing back against Romney’s attacks.
He criticized Romney chirping over having a balanced budget in-place in MA by the time he left the State House, noting that it’s a constitutional requirement of the state and something that none other than Michael Dukakis (boo! hiss!) achieved for a full decade. “Does that make him qualified to be President?” You could see the beginnings of a smile creeping across Santorum’s face as he landed the Dukakis line; he knew he was on a seriously good run.
He also does a decent job defending his support of Specter, something Romney brought up solely because it is perhaps Santorum’s greatest sin in the eyes of true wingnuts. I think Santorum’s defense — that his deal with Specter was a quid pro quo that ensured Alito and Roberts got onto the Court — was well-delivered and logical (and benefitted from being the truth), but it was also more than a little inside baseball.
I’m not sure anyone who isn’t already familiar with and interested by the wheelings and dealings of the Senate is going to be persuaded. More likely, they’ll just be reminded of how much of an “insider” Santorum once was.
8:47 p.m. John King asks, via a tweeter, how the candidates feel about contraception. Newt Gingrich argues that being against birth control is not an extreme position, that Obama is pro “infanticide.” Meanwhile, Romney tries to channel Rick Perry by saying that the President is waging an unprecedented attack on religion. Santorum — who this question, of course, is really for — claims that contraception leads to wedlock, drug use, and, perhaps worst of all, new books by Charles Murray.
8:35 p.m. Moderator John King finally gets around to asking about the auto-bailouts. Santorum handles it horribly, evincing no humanity or capacity for feeling, awkwardly intoning market fetishizing clichés, saying that “pain” is worth it because in “the long run” markets are more efficient. Yeah, I’m sure the dude in Detroit who’d be years-long unemployed right now if Santo (or anyone else on that stage) had had their way is really moved by Santorum’s Schumpeter For Dummies.
Romney’s trying to spin his “Let Detroit Fail” op-eds as being, somehow, an argument in favor of doing a smarter, cheaper, “managed bankruptcy” that would’ve ended up with the same results that we see today; indeed, Romney tries to argue that a managed bankruptcy is eventually what the White House and Detroit ended up doing, anyway. (I’m no expert on this stuff, but Think Progress says Romney’s answer is bullshit.)
Romney then goes on to demagogue about how the really bad part of the auto bailout was how all of the unions weren’t eviscerated. That’s going to sound great in Michigan come general election time, I’m sure!
8:23 p.m. Newt Gingrich does something really fascinating, after doing something really boring (at least when it comes from him). The boring thing is dodging the question from King — how would you control the debt? — and saying that it’s too small and, I paraphrase, “we” need to go bigger and take on the entire federal government, which is, in his words, “a disaster.” Yawn. This is what he always does, foregoing giving a substantive answer in favor of pretentious, pseudo-intellectual platitudes.
The interesting thing he does? He argues that the way to deal with the “disaster” that is the federal government is to repeal all of the civil service laws of 130 years ago. He then goes on to argue that the way to turn the government into a “modern” management-service (or some other corporate newspeak) entity is to… take us back into the late 19th century.
What’s fascinating about this, to me, is the degree to which a hearkening back to the supposedly halcyon days of the 1880s is the very heart-and-soul of today’s conservative ideology. But, for obvious reasons, it’s not common that a Republican is so willing to acknowledge that fact.
8.17 p.m. Ron Paul calls Santorum “a fake” while Santorum tries desperately to turn a hateful grimace into a smile. His face looks like the kind of face you make when a strange, bigoted old person has cornered you and is dancing around saying something profoundly offensive, bizarre but endearing, or an unholy combination of the two. So, yeah — the face most appropriate for listening to Ron Paul.
8.14 p.m. Santorum tries to slam Romney by claiming he’s “adopting” the language of Occupy Wall Street. Mitt replies by bragging that, today, he promised to cut taxes for the 1% by 20%. This is why the longer this goes on, the worse things get for Romney in the long run.
8:02 p.m. All right, here we go. As always, CNN begins tonight’s festivities with an onslaught of brain-dead, clichés intended to pump *clap* you up! TONIGHT — EVERYTHING. CHANGES. FOREVER. I could imagine Michael Bay asking if they couldn’t tone it down a bit. The candidates are introduced with a relative lack of fanfare, at least for CNN. No fireworks, no guitar solos, no rings of fire for people riding motorcycles to zoom through before jumping over a tank full of sharks, etc.
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