Holder Says State Attorneys General Don’t Have to Enforce Obamacare

[Original NYT on which the parody below is based.] Washington — Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. said Monday that state attorneys general who believe that laws in their states enforcing the Affordable Care Act are violative of the Constitution’s First Amendment and Origination Clause are not obligated to defend them. Mr. Holder was careful…

stating the obvious

“And then, where is the use of torture? It is a slippery trial and uncertain (says Ulpian) to convince by torture. For many says (says St Augustine again) he that is yet but questioned, whether he be guilty or no, before that be known, is, without all question, miserably tortured. And whereas, many time, the…