Some modest suggestions to revive moribund symphonies and orchestras.
Go seek Haydn.
He finished this one.
Uh, that was grammatically backwards.
Please to read "Yes, they are reprehensible" in the first para's yeses and "No, it's not okay to call them reprehensible nor are they" in the second para's nos.
You probably weren't reading me that literally anyway but it's gonna bug me if I don't acknowledge it.